What Could Possibly Go Wrong?


#282

The candy-scented fuel is a nice touch.


#283

We received a gift boxed in this one:


#284

Orgy update!

The hotel decided they’d better pull out.


#286

Its a good thing they pulled out. The situation is pregnant with possibilities.


#287

Oh, come now.


#288

I saw that in a movie once.


#289

Once?


#290

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#291

#292

So are the idiots firing that at such high velocity going to tone it down?


#293

Are we still talking about the orgy?


#294

At this point they may stop doing it. It’s a foreseeable risk now.

They do something similar at Blues hockey games here in St. Louis, but they fire rolled up t-shirts. It’s a bit safer.


#295

The Reds have a T-shirt Gatling gun that reaches well into the upper deck.
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#296

Oh yeah?


#297

So, you have a ton of grass to clear out. Who you gonna call?

http://werentgoats.com

Great! As long as they don’t, ya know, get loose and eat up a residential neighborhood’s lawns.


#298

Let them go at it. Lawns are bad for the environment anyway.


#299

Goats are awesome little weed and lawn chompers, but that’s a lot and weird mesh of them too, reply picture not below. That front one looks like someone maybe had their heart tugged when they applied the iron to their horn nubs and sort of just stopped midway, some in the back look like they’re done right and others not at all… don’t all look like the same breed either.

And oh my goodness, one of them looks like they might be sick or really underweight. Look at the ribs and caved in sides.


#300

Can’t you just see a fleet of these descending on a pre-school class at naptime?


#301

That’s basically how The Hunger Games ended, right?


#302

Weren’t goats… what?

I read that website wrong and was waiting for the rest of the question LOL.