Stop staring at the lionâs butt. You were, just stop it.
I mean one of my first regular internet stops was the Darwin Awards. They made a goddamn movie on it too.
Itâs just 20 years ago we had to go looking for these stories to mock people.
Now when someone knocks a nut off with a belt sander itâs on the 9 oâclock news when they sue the manufacturer.
I wonder if they would have been in even deeper shit if they had simply told their supplier/whatever, âSorry we lost your moneyâ, and not inquired about it any further. I mean, a prison sentence sounds preferable to pissing off some of these individuals.
Sometimes I get out of the shower and it takes too long to fully dry myself off, even with a towel.
With the âdouse yourself in gasolineâ method, you wouldnât even need to light it on fire for it to dry you off. Win!
Iâve heard you can kill a hornetâs nest this way too!
We had a robot fall down the stairs in Japan and the one above using that brush like a two year old. I feel safer from robots now than ever.
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Today, simple tools! Tomorrow, Berserkers!
I donât know if the world is nurturing enough grizzled, cigar-chomping vets to help us take heart and fight these robots when the situation gets serious.
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I wouldnât trust cops with one of these things.
You finally really did it. You maniacs!
Too many stories of rogue Chinese scientists of late. I want to hear about the rogue Japanese scientists working on fire-breathing turtles, nuclear-powered lizards, or cyber-ninjas. You KNOW theyâre out there.