What will happen if I drill small holes in a flatscreen monitor?

someone should… unsully it?

We don’t need to Usully it. They sailed off to Naath.

We finally have an answer.

Apple will charge you 5k for it.

The stand costs another grand.

Yeah, and it’s only got one big hole it. Imagine how much it would cost if it got the small hole treatment, too!

Wasn’t the theory that it’s supposed to be thought of as a discount for professionals that already own a stand? Some shit like that.

I have a pretty good idea what the op COULD HAVE been intending to achieve by drilling holes in an LCD.
I found this thread searching for this very idea. ; )
And the most likely purpose was: to create a dynamic control panel for a multi-arcade cabinet where the panel graphics change to match the game you are playing.
The holes would be needed obviously for the control sticks and buttons.
Depending on the number of players, buttons per player, and additional controls being added you could easily need 30+ holes.
For many years now people are have been using stretch bar LCD displays in place of a marquee in order to show the marquee artwork dynamically for each game.
I haven’t seen a dynamic control panel yet
I believe this may have been the target…

I’m always happy to see this thread bumped, and with such a reasonable reply from a new member as well! Welcome!

Your guess seems sound. Which, of course, dictates by the rules of Theodore Rexian logic, that it is wrong. Only utterly insane reasons can be considered here.

IIRC, you can punch holes, cut off pieces, etc. of electronic ink and the rest of it may still function properly.

What a great thread to make an initial post in. :D

Agreed!

Yeah. Must have been a deep dive to get here. Be careful on the way back up. Bends, you know. :)

This thread really should be pinned to the top of the forum.

Although then we’d miss the times when it gets bumped. So I guess don’t pin it.

Aha!
[gets out drill]

Oh, excellent first post, and thanks for that reasonable explanation. I’ve haven’t had a proper sleep since May 2006 thanks to this guy, so I appreciate something I can cling to! :)

It actually does line up with what he kept promising (warning?) about in the thread, like he was just going to blow us all way with some project he was working on.

Gary’s a celebrity now with his Animal Crossing talk show

I guess you could have holes in the LCD like some porn movies have holes in a wall. Except OP did say ‘small’ holes.

So…they’d be Glary Holes and not Glory Holes?

Don’t start gnawing on your hand, now.

GIVE ME THOSE CHOCOLATE CHIPS BEFORE I HIT YOU WITH MY NONLETHAL MISSILE