Jesus, what a gold mine.
We at DERPSPACE™ are excited to announce that we will be rolling out the first DERPNFTs™ just in time for the Christmas Holiday. You can buy them starting at the low, low price of $599.99, and you can look at them while you play DERPSPACE™! To ensure compliance with environmental standards, we will burn one trash pile for every DERPNFT™ sold.
Here’s a sneak peak of the first one we’ll be issuing at the $599 price-point:
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(Am I doing this right?)