You have to compete in a duel to the death

Feel free to go through that thread. My MA history is in there somewhere. Been doing it for 10+ years now, with the last 5 or so spent on Sambo/BJJ/MMA. I also lift weights and regularly compete in 5ks, 10ks, triathlons, and marathons.

While I personally focus almost exclusively on grappling, the gym I practice at is a full MMA gym and the head coach was an ammy boxer for years so, I can jump a shit load of rope.

Oh, and I can take a picture of my 2nd dan certification I got in Japan, signed by the highest ranked instructor in the world in that particular art, if you like. :)