FLOTUS under Trump

You should start! It will be your first time!! (Pot virgin.)

Tone-deaf gives her way too much credit. It was a middle finger.

We can pretend she’s too stupid to know that, but she stopped getting the benefit of the doubt a while back as far as I’m concerned. I mean she told us how she feels: she doesn’t give a shit.

Isn’t she in the US on a genius visa? So she lost the right to get the assumption of being too stupid.

This is one of those “well if I’m wrong, at least she’s reaping her eternal reward” things for me.

You hear that ladies? Shut up if you don’t have the receipts. /s

I guess people should start wearing body cams?

Right! Evidence!

Like, say, a guy on tape bragging that he grabs women by the pussies and they let him because he’s famous.

That kind of evidence?

I think what she is saying is, “Men, make sure you don’t leave any evidence.”

Seems relevant.

Also awarded World’s Most In Touch with the Common People title at the same ceremony. Poor thing.

There is no better time than the present to partake of giggle-smokes.

Hawt. 9/10

Directly contradicts what her spokeswoman said back in June:

Has she always been that shade of orange or is it somehow amplified by her husband’s Presidency?

This trash needs to get jailed.

Don’t you mean, Lock her up!

It’s now evident she’s not just complicit, she’s an enabler.

Imprisoning these fucking grifters can’t come soon enough.