Okay, now villanelles. I will accept a pantoum.

Look what you’ve done, @sillhouette - look what you’ve done.

That should be:

Look at what you’ve done
sillhouette - you son of a
Look at what you’ve done

Giveaway thread! spawn
Many awful haiku, but
More fun than Daikatana

I am thankful that
Sillhouette wanted haiku
And not a sonnet

Thread takeovers lead
Usually to shitposts
But not this time though

A serious man
And an inedible flan
Drove off in a van

The fall is coming
But not of this forum board
I will leave that here

Once there were free games
Many lurkers claimed with no
Now nothing but words

Fixed , cuz @scharmers called me a bitch. :(

There was a shopping mall
Now it’s all covered with flowers
You got it, you got it

9 syllables

bitch

Thread blow up, many posts
Wonder, new Humble Bundle?
Just funny people

Should we make a thread
Just for haiku poetry?
These could be moved there

No new thread, I think.
So we can say, “Remember
that day of haiku?”

As you wish, Sad Brad
The haiku shall stay right here
Is haiku plural?

Bought me a soda
And he tried to molest me
In the parking lot

My top two movies
Logan and Atomic Blonde
Valerian sucked

Birthday haiku

Now gimme gimme gimme ;-)

In a parallel
Universe there’s a haiku
thread full of free games

Live long and prosper
Heghlu’meH QaQ jajvam!
Star Trek haiku, bitch

This is the best yet
because I had the same thought
but not in haiku