Fluffy is like, “should I shift that last 6% over to my Roth IRA instead of continuing to pad my 401k? And where is Chappers with my pâté?”
Wow have you met her Skipper? Uncanny!
You have very lax security at your place, Chaps. You need to up your game.
She’s adorable as well. Relaxed but ever vigilant of lingering UPS delivery people, cats, or squirrels who might wander by the window.
They know where the love comes from. Happiness is sitting with dad on the couch getting back scratches.
Or as we say around here, “Good thing I have two hands”.
He needs to buy more peanut butter.
But what if I or Fluffy has an allergy?
Allergic reaction will put hair on your chest. Become man.
Whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.
This isn’t my pet, but it’s going here.
Not a pet, but Kangaroo cuteness!
I’m going to count to three. There will not be a four.
Did you know, dog nose prints are like human finger prints? No two are alike.
One of my Facebook friends has 2 kangaroos as pets, along with 3 Weimaraners. Some of the photos he posts are just hysterical…
That’s a Scottish Fold, on account of the folded ears, and he’s named Scotch.
You have such expressive cats!
" … could I eat a whole chicken? I think so. I mean, I know in theory I could and I have the want for it. Could I eat a whole tuna? Perhaps, but I may have to fast for a few hours prior to it. GOD I’M HUNGRY. Where is the help around here anyway?
Garçon!!! More milk. And bring me 2 of your finest roasted hens. Quickly now, before I dock your pay."