Holy shit, here are Burroughs and Cronenberg on the subject:
William, are you interested in insects?'' says Cronenberg, mostly for my benefit, a question that causes Burroughs to regard the two of us warily.
Not entirely,‘’ he finally says. After a few minutes of completely addled discussion, Burroughs exclaims, ``Oh, insects! I thought you said ~incest~.
The most awful creature to me is the centipede,'' he says. A number of them crawl slimily through the movie version of ~Naked Lunch~.
I don’t go into hysterics or anything, but I look around for something to smash it with. I used to live out in the country when I first moved here, and there were a lot of centipedes in the house, and I set out to kill them all. A program of genocide. I’d wake up in the middle of the night, and I’d know there’s a centipede in this room. And there always was. And I couldn’t go to sleep until I killed it.‘’ Although he never hunts mammals and is even somewhat of an animal activist, Burroughs is quite an expert on killing bugs, having once held a job as an exterminator.
William's use of insects as metaphors is generally negative,'' Cronenberg points out.
When he says someone has insect eyes or an insect voice, it’s not a compliment. Now, in my movie, you can tell I’m a little more well-disposed toward insects, because the typewriters, which are insects, are almost like cats, really. They came about because when I write at night with the light on, insects come and land on the page.‘’ This is clearly a fond memory. They're relating to you somehow. People are obsessed in a public way with life on other planets,'' he says, a subtle reference to Burroughs, who is so interested in the idea of alien visitation that he has struck up a friendship with ~Communion~ author Whitley Strieber.
I’m saying that right here on earth we have the most alien life-forms we’ll find anywhere, and most of them are insects! How they survive and what their life cycles are like is incredible.‘’
Burroughs is unmoved by this aria for bugs. Your insect typewriters are kind of fun,'' he concedes. But touching bugs in general is not his thing at all.
I hate the touch of spiders,‘’ Burroughs says. ``A biology teacher at school had a tarantula, and I couldn’t touch the thing, even though tarantula bites are not dangerous. The most deadly spider is the funnel web spider of Australia.‘’ This leads to the two trying to one-up each other on ghoulish facts of nature.
There's a spider in Virginia called a brown recluse,'' says Cronenberg.
And when you’re bitten, the tissue just starts to deteriorate and spread. It’s very dangerous.‘’
Brown recluse!'' says Burroughs as we continue our stroll through the yard.
There are cases of people who have these huge lesions down to the bone. I’d much rather be bitten by a black widow. They make you desperately sick, but at least it’s not deadly for a healthy adult.‘’ As long as we’re on the subject, I ask them to choose the best method of death in the animal kingdom.
Well, you'd want it to be quick,'' says Cronenberg,
and as painless as possible. So, what, a Gaboon viper?‘’
``I wouldn’t choose a viper at all. Any of the vipers are apt to be painful, they have both hemo- and neurotoxins. Cobras have neurotoxins.‘’ Burroughs indicates that this is preferable. Cronenberg shakes his head.
Cobras are not very good at getting it into your bloodstream,'' he says.
They don’t have injector fangs.‘’ His hand mimics a snake repeatedly biting his other arm. ``They actually chew, and dribble it into the cut.‘’
They have plenty to dribble, believe me,'' says Burroughs. At this point, I've stopped looking for snakes.
With the blue-spotted octopus, people are usually unconscious.‘’
``That sounds good,‘’ says Cronenberg, beaming.
``It’s a tiny little thing only about that big. No one’s ever survived it. DOA in one hour. Puffer fish have the same venom, and it’s also used to make zombies. The flesh of a puffer fish is supposed to be an aphrodisiac and a gourmet sensation, but one tiny part of the liver, one milligram… there are several accidents a year.‘’
Well, that's the obvious choice then,'' says Cronenberg.
Strangely enough, we have puffer fish in our movie. Hanging there in one shot.‘’
As long as we have death by nature settled, I ask them by which weapon they would choose to die. I don't think about dying by a weapon,'' Burroughs says as we walk back to the house.
I think about killing someone else with a weapon!‘’
``I guess that’s the difference between an optimist and a pessimist,‘’ says Cronenberg with a giggle.