Wait, I’m confused. I thought Cruz was a good Christian man that only spills his seed inside his ugly wife?
Think less.
Cruz is not unintelligent. He must have liked it on accident. I don’t doubt that he may have been looking at it, but I really doubt he would have intentionally liked it, unless he has no understanding of how Twitter works.
It was probably his social media intern, not him.
Of course it was an accident, but that he was even looking at it given his Puritanical view of the world…
Oh man, I would never have realized he’s a hypocrite without this faux pas…
Ha ha – exactly, My assumption is that just about everyone, especially males, has looked at porn at some point. I don’t fault Cruz for it, but maybe he can drop the holier than thou stance.
On what basis is there a due-process right to stimulate one’s genitals for purposes related to procreation?
/pulls out pocket Constitution
Did anything ever come of the Ted Cruz mistresses story the Enquirer ran (as part of its Trump support campaign?)?
Does anything ever come of any of the hot bullshit Trump slings on a daily basis? Except for his election to the presidency, that is.
Ted Cruz would like you to stop pulling your pocket Constitution. You’ll go blind.
Thank baby jeebus I wasn’t drinking anything when I read that.
Fucking beautiful man.
You win the internet today.
I think only one of the founding fathers could get away with naming their member that.
Feel free to name yours, Amendment, though, Gordon. =)
Remember those Justice rules limiting civil asset forfeiture that Sessions rolled back? It was too much even for the House.
