The I'm drunk thread


#2301

She also had a Bachelors in Situational Awareness, that was probably a big turnoff for Eric. ;)


#2302

I was just curious how gently you let her down, since I was under the impression you were in a committed relationship. I wasn't digging for sordid girl-on-girl details, honestly!


#2303

Is that what the kids are calling married with a child these days?


#2304

I've known a few people who were married with children and weren't so committed. These days, it pays to be specific.


#2305

Do I need to be drunk to get it?

Because I don't get it.


#2306

We'll tell you when you're older :P


#2307

I never thought I'd be thinking "fire is just not gay enough."


#2308

You and me both.


#2309

Well how is anyone supposed to know that? Was there a big lesbian thread I missed or something? :P It's not like we all hang out with her and know what she looks/acts like either. Just sayin'. We're not stupid, we just haven't been exposed specifically to fire all that much.


#2310

I don't expose myself all that often. Only the one time, in the boyshorts thread.


#2311

Good job fire, QT3 just slowed to a crawl due to everyone searching "boyshorts" at the same time.


#2312

I aim to please.


#2313

Guilty as charged. That's uhh, quite an ass fire has.


#2314

I decided to be snarky and search "fire ass" on google image search to come up with a suitably funny image with which to derail this thread. Much to my surprise, the actual image in question came up on the first page.


#2315

Excellent. So if we ever meet, you all will know how to recognize me. Or, how you would have recognized me nearly a decade ago.


#2316

Warning! Do NOT do the same search with Safe Search turned off. Using Betadine in eyes... BRB.


#2317

Went to a burlesque show tonight. Not only were there beautiful women who were mostly disrobed, but they had $1 beers. This is a problem. God, I love Lakewood.


#2318

I don't see the problem. Anyone else?


#2319

If my liver had a hand, it would be raising it right now.


#2320

Zero problems. Tell your liver it's time to do some pushups or something; you're in the big leagues now.