The Mother 'Effin WEATHER Thread


#4030

Stockpile Broccoli?


#4031

2000 feet of snow? How will you ever survive.


#4032

Tunnels. Shore them up with frozen broccoli.


#4033

If during the times of disaster y northern brothers and sisters decided that the best course of action is to stockpile broccoli, I’m thinking I might be able to afford a house near Portland or Seattle after all of them waste away to nothing.


#4034

it works for both broccoli and protein


#4035

#4036

The snow has arrived in Seattle, moving northwards


#4037

Watch it here. Pull up a chair and grab a bowl of broccoli.


#4038

Look, I stocked up on eggs, onions, cheese, yogurt, cereal, and various legumes and lentils.

I’m going to have some killer omlettes and Indian dishes while this goes on.


#4039

Hope it isn’t too cold to crack a window.


#4040

Are cars supposed to go sideways like that?


#4041

something something merlot broccoli something


#4042

Haha, Seattle folks will get the jokes. Read the whole thread!


#4043

NO THE CUCUMBERS ARE GONE

I must confess I did get a couple growlers filled in preparation.


#4044

I’m pretty sure that the explosion that happens when he tries to light the stove will crack several windows.


#4045

It’s like Mad Max but with Amazon Prime vans.

haha that one got me


#4046

It hurts because it’s true. I was there last night, no sign of the madhouse everyone was reporting at grocery stores.

I was exec chef there for five years! Heh.


#4047

I don’t even know why Metro thinks it’s a good idea to drive articulates buses in this weather


#4048

Puyallup this morning. More than I’ve seen in years.


#4049

Yeah, thanks biggerboat. Now, where are all the other snow sticks you guys? That’s a Qt3 requirement for big snowstorms!