Chicago is going to get into FG range and then shank it.
No, they’ll get there then have a negative play take them out again.
Ovah.
Trubisky is not the prince who was promised.
Ya’ll that he was Azor Ahai, but he ended up being Stannis.
there aren’t enough fart noises in the world
It wasn’t 4th and 2. It was 3rd and 1. Chicago got too damn cute. It’s late in the 4th quarter. Defense is tired. Attack them straightforward and ram the ball for that 1 yard to put the game away. You get two cracks at it.
Fuckin’ Packers.
Yup.
Aka the Bears do the most Bears thing possible.
At least we get treated to a fucking year of hot takes w/r/t Rodgers coming back against the BURRRRRS at home like it’s some kind of fucking accomplishment given the horseshit on display tonight.
Bears coaching box on that play
Yeah.
It’s game 1. No one is in game shape. The starters barely played in the preseason, and certainly not for a full 60 minutes of contact. Punch the defense in the mouth.
Besides, what in the vast body of Aaron Rodger’s career has shown you that he wasn’t going to make a game-winning drive if given the opportunity.
What’s wrong with Aaron Rodgers’ voice? He sounds different.
The playoffs are better with Rodgers in them, so good for the Pack. I mean, it’s not like you want to see Trubisky in the playoffs, do you?
I’m gonna say the painkillers they pumped into him after the knee injury.
Per Bill Barnwell on Twitter:
The Browns [were +6] in takeaways today. Since the Browns returned to the NFL, teams with a turnover margin of +5 or better in a game are 132-4-1. The Browns are responsible for two of those losses and the tie.
This came to mind more than once while watching the game.
That’s so Browns.