Grab him by the Putin
Putin in the Ritz
I’ve seen Baby Donald in several places recently. Like this article from Politico:
Diaper Donnie
Puta de Putin
Hey, if he’s a good boy he gets a Russian Reach Around from Rosneft
Don Juan de FoxCo
This is why we need like buttons :p. +1!
Puppet Trumpette (say aloud and it rhymes)
I’ve been saying this for a while. In addition, we need to make his name toxic. So I suggested to all of my friends to use his name as a verb for what he’s best known for: molesting women.
So at a college party: “Hey! Stop trumping that girl, she’s wasted, man. Not cool!”
Or for another meaning, just constantly repeat the phrase, “he’s taking a Trump on America’s values”.
I’m also partial to Trumpster Fire.
I follow Colin Mochrie (of “Whose Line is it Anyway?” fame) on Twitter, and he refers to Trump as “Lord Dampnut”.
I don’t know why, but it makes me giggle like mad every time. Maybe it’s partially because I’m imagining Colin Mochrie saying it when I read it.
Every single one of these suggestions is like 100 times better than Obummer or Nobama (which I can’t believe they didn’t/barely used… took me like 10 seconds)
Open letter to Stephen Miller from his Duke University class.
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He probably won’t read must past this section, which he’ll frame of course:
I like that one. Someone here I think coined Cheetos Jesus which I love but when I tried using it on a friend via text all I got was who’s that?
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Makes sense to me. Trump doesn’t want to be President. He wants to campaign to be president. All the fun without the work.
But I’ll give you the money shot:
“A friend of Harward’s said he was reluctant to take the job because the White House seems so chaotic. Harward called the offer a “s*** sandwich,” the friend said.”
Con-Don