The Opposition Thread


#1290

Grab him by the Putin


#1291

Putin in the Ritz


#1292

I’ve seen Baby Donald in several places recently. Like this article from Politico:


#1293

Diaper Donnie


#1294

Puta de Putin


#1295

Hey, if he’s a good boy he gets a Russian Reach Around from Rosneft


#1296

Don Juan de FoxCo


#1297

This is why we need like buttons :p. +1!


#1298

Puppet Trumpette (say aloud and it rhymes)


#1299

I’ve been saying this for a while. In addition, we need to make his name toxic. So I suggested to all of my friends to use his name as a verb for what he’s best known for: molesting women.

So at a college party: “Hey! Stop trumping that girl, she’s wasted, man. Not cool!”

Or for another meaning, just constantly repeat the phrase, “he’s taking a Trump on America’s values”.


#1300

I’m also partial to Trumpster Fire.


#1301

I follow Colin Mochrie (of “Whose Line is it Anyway?” fame) on Twitter, and he refers to Trump as “Lord Dampnut”.

I don’t know why, but it makes me giggle like mad every time. Maybe it’s partially because I’m imagining Colin Mochrie saying it when I read it.


#1302

Every single one of these suggestions is like 100 times better than Obummer or Nobama (which I can’t believe they didn’t/barely used… took me like 10 seconds)


#1303

Open letter to Stephen Miller from his Duke University class.
link

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#1304

He probably won’t read must past this section, which he’ll frame of course:


#1305

I like that one. Someone here I think coined Cheetos Jesus which I love but when I tried using it on a friend via text all I got was who’s that?

:(


#1306

Makes sense to me. Trump doesn’t want to be President. He wants to campaign to be president. All the fun without the work.


#1307

#1308

But I’ll give you the money shot:

“A friend of Harward’s said he was reluctant to take the job because the White House seems so chaotic. Harward called the offer a “s*** sandwich,” the friend said.”


#1309

Con-Don