Grab him by the Putin
Putin in the Ritz
I’ve seen Baby Donald in several places recently. Like this article from Politico:
Puta de Putin
Hey, if he’s a good boy he gets a Russian Reach Around from Rosneft
Don Juan de FoxCo
This is why we need like buttons :p. +1!
Puppet Trumpette (say aloud and it rhymes)
I’ve been saying this for a while. In addition, we need to make his name toxic. So I suggested to all of my friends to use his name as a verb for what he’s best known for: molesting women.
So at a college party: “Hey! Stop trumping that girl, she’s wasted, man. Not cool!”
Or for another meaning, just constantly repeat the phrase, “he’s taking a Trump on America’s values”.
I’m also partial to Trumpster Fire.
I follow Colin Mochrie (of “Whose Line is it Anyway?” fame) on Twitter, and he refers to Trump as “Lord Dampnut”.
I don’t know why, but it makes me giggle like mad every time. Maybe it’s partially because I’m imagining Colin Mochrie saying it when I read it.
Every single one of these suggestions is like 100 times better than Obummer or Nobama (which I can’t believe they didn’t/barely used… took me like 10 seconds)
Open letter to Stephen Miller from his Duke University class.
Warning: Discourse appears to import entire Google Doc contents.
He probably won’t read must past this section, which he’ll frame of course:
I like that one. Someone here I think coined Cheetos Jesus which I love but when I tried using it on a friend via text all I got was who’s that?
Makes sense to me. Trump doesn’t want to be President. He wants to campaign to be president. All the fun without the work.
But I’ll give you the money shot:
“A friend of Harward’s said he was reluctant to take the job because the White House seems so chaotic. Harward called the offer a “s*** sandwich,” the friend said.”