What will happen if I drill small holes in a flatscreen monitor?


#222

Don’t forget “Why don’t the police use whips?” and “You guys also sit on your nuts, right?”


#223

Whip one is funny. Couldn’t find the nuts one.

Still, comparing his fingers to yams after chewing on them just hit me unexpectedly. I died.


#224

Oh, and “Will bullets still shoot straight if you saw a gun barrel in half the long way?”

Maybe the sit on your nuts on was MachFive or someone like that. It’s been too long.


#225

And “Are roaches really that bad?”


#226

Man, hadn’t thought about MachFive in a long time. He was going to legally change his name to MachFive.


#227

Would have been a cool name. :)


#228

Those were the years of abundant juicy bubblegum flavor on Qt3. But the bubble burst and the liquid center drained away long ago, leaving only flavorless overchewed chicle, some cavities, and some Cavity Creeps.


#229

Those were the days my friend
We thought they’d never end…


#230

There is a Bill D thread that starts with a poll on which of Teddy’s threads is the craziest. OTOH I believe that Tom wasn’t too happy with it so I won’t post it here.


#231

Now BillD was a Cavity Creep. A BODY CAVITY Creep, know what I’m sayin’?


#232

Bill D was a GOD!


#233

I see he never sent you unsolicited nudes.


#234

Or, maybe he did.


#235

No no, seriously. Bill was a hermaphrodite. He had ambiguous genitalia.


#236

It’s hard to draw a line between a small penis and a large clitoris.


#237

Yes. But it’s also hard to draw a line between low-hanging beef curtains and a capacious but mostly empty scrotal sac.

I guess after all this time I can talk about it. On IRC Bill was always sending me private messages about “smooth Asians” and he asked me again and again if I was a “smooth Asian.” I soon learned that regardless of how I answered he would transmit a hi-res .tiff of his ambiguous genitalia. I’m not smooth or Asian, but he really wanted me to be. That was the subtext to that whole “Kitsune was JMJ” thing.

And I think it’s also why someone who outwardly seemed agile mentally fled here for BrokenForum, which as you know is mostly a safe space for fetishists of various types to be themselves. I have no problem with that, but by insisting that I was a “smooth Asian” I feel Bill assaulted me. Is that unreasonable?


Apology Judgement Thread of Humiliation
#238

#239

I’m trying now to envision a non-smooth Asian.


#240


#241

Do or do not. There is no try.