Seriously though, how much longer are we gonna be waiting for this freaking game already?
I expect DERPSPACE devotees to be less bound by linear conceptions of spacetime.
I have a globular concept of space and time and I am happy to report that derpspace has entirely lived up to, nay surpassed!, our wildest dreams of what it can evolve into it.
No I am not making this post while a sentient video game is wrapping tentacles around my neck and balls.
When this project started, everyone knew that this was not a simple game that could be done a few small years. This is but the perfect start to a new world that will span generations.
Feel lucky that you get to experience the events leading up to the birth of a new stage of humanity.
Anyone expressing any doubts or insatisfaction will have their preorders cancelled and (half) their money refunded.
Can you refund inspiration, sir?
Can you refund a global transformation of consciousness?
Can you refund blood, sweat, tears, and other bodily fluids?
Can you refund the agony of a tormented creative soul?
If so, great! Just don’t ask for dollars.
I am sure the money raised so far has been funneled to offshore accounts, spent on making this the best space game ever.
All space and no atmosphere? :P
Gordon promised the spaciest game ever, not the most atmospheric! Don’t give in to the feature creep!
But I thought that was one of his Kickstarter stretch goals?
You know, sometimes you gotta let the air out of these stretch goals, to keep things focused.
localization.res:
-2869,en-us,"barren planet"
+2869,en-us,"planet with atmosphere"Stretch goal fulfilled!
Like letting air out of your tires for better traction?
I’d recommend the Adventure Game Toolkit. Remember to download the Turbo Pascal patch, though, because it breaks on machines with a >400Mhz CPU (like any of us have that!)
Or, maybe even the
Something as ambitious as DERPSPACE requires the most cutting-edge of engines.
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You know we never went in depth on required game specs need to run this.
Will this game require more than 640K of memory ?
Shouldn’t be a problem. After all, the universe runs without any RAM at all!
Instantaneous streaming from the cloud?
Is DERPSPACE planning on STADIA exclusivity?
I heard it’s exclusively on the Starlink constellation currently being launched.
If DERPSPACE considering a buyout of SpaceX?
I doubt it, because a Babbage Difference Engine port is a stretch goal.